Quote of the Day

So my Dad comes home one day from his walk at 9pm.
Mom turns to me and says, ""Everyday he goes on his walk. Why couldn't he have just skipped one day? Just one day."
Dad: "Do you want me to die of a heart attack?"
Mom: "Well, if you die, then I can remarry."
Dad: "Then I'll just come back as a ghost and haunt you."
And then they both start laughing . . .
I guess this is what happens when you've been married 25 years.